Hello, fatties! Welcome to Kyle’s Big Fatso Club. This is all about us fatties coming together and doing as little as possible to lose as much as possible. We’re all about realistic goals and making your weight-loss journey fit into your life, not the other way around.
We use a mix of science, knowledge from fitness experts and a healthy dose of self-deprecation to lose a few kilos.
Are you going to look like Chris Hemsworth? Far from it. Will all your friends gasp in disbelief when they see your new body? Not even close, they’ll probably still call you a fatso behind your back. BUT, will you feel better having lost a few kilos and think it’s funny telling those around you that you’re part of Kyle’s Big Fatso Club? Yeah, we pretty much guarantee it!
If there’s one thing we can all agree on about Kyle, it’s that this is a man who’s made an artform of putting himself first and finding the easiest way out of doing things in life. Kyle brings this unique attitude to weight loss.
Kyle has been the spiritual leader of Fatsos for decades, but it’s now time for him to lead his overweight flock on a journey of losing a kilo or two. This journey will happen over the next few weeks/months/until Kyle gets over it. Also – it’s totally free … because haven’t you suffered enough, Fatso? Yeah, that’s right – YOU the Fatso reading this right now. I see you!
Sign up to Kyle’s Big Fatso Club below, where we’re all about being a little less of a Fatso than before.
