Apparently sex toy sales are skyrocketing right now!
Like I’m talking about a 350% increase since we’ve been asked to stay at home because of the coronavirus.
You guys are so funny and SO WILD.
I SALUTE YOU, I mean what else are you supposed to do at home alone.
“Enjoy the egg-plosion!” – goodbye.
A BARGAIN, go get it boys.
Overall the brand has seen a 143% increase in all sex toy sales and a 50% increase in BONDAGE SALES.
Oh and Honey Birdette has seen a 70% increase in massage candles.
If you’re wondering what that is, it’s a candle that turns into massage oil once you burn it.
THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.