Apparently sex toy sales are skyrocketing right now!

Like I’m talking about a 350% increase since we’ve been asked to stay at home because of the coronavirus.

You guys are so funny and SO WILD.

I SALUTE YOU, I mean what else are you supposed to do at home alone.

Gorgeous lingerie brand Honey Birdette has reported 345% spike in sales for their male sex toy ‘The Easy Beat Egg’ which sells for $15.

“Enjoy the egg-plosion!” – goodbye.

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A BARGAIN, go get it boys.

Overall the brand has seen a 143% increase in all sex toy sales and a 50% increase in BONDAGE SALES.

Oh and Honey Birdette has seen a 70% increase in massage candles.

If you’re wondering what that is, it’s a candle that turns into massage oil once you burn it.

THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. 

THANKS HONEY.

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