We all know that guys love the idea of girls indulging in a little solo fun. The one thing they aren’t that sure on however, is what to think about your vibrator.

It’s kind of threatening to them, because it effectively performs the same actions as them, but without having to receieve any attention back.

I think that’s what makes them so desirable.

Here are 9 things guys wonder about your vibrator…

“Does it have a nickname?”

Of course, you need to feel the connection, you know? ‘Big boy’ or ‘The Hunk’ are popular favourites…

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“Do you ever get over the constant vibrating?”

No, no we don’t. Especially because most vibrators come with different vibration settings. Consistent, slow then really fast, jolted etc…

“Do you even bother using your hand?”

Well, if you right hand went at 20 kilometres an hour and your left hand went at 150 kilometres an hour, what would you do?

“Has it ever run out of batteries right at the middle?”

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Are you kidding? That’s the ONLY time it seems to happen! The only downfall of a machine…

“When you go shopping, is it like the vibrator picks you instead of vice versa?”

This isn’t like a Harry Potter sorting hat/wand picking situation. You go with what you like; compact, long lasting, penis-like in shape, smooth etc.

“How often do you wash it?”

HOw often do you wash your hand after? Okay, bad example – you’re a guy. But yes, everytime after use!

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“Do you have to smuggle it home?”

Totally! It’s like you’re concealing something equally as embarrassing as a pregnancy test or STI treatment…

Source: Cosmopolitan

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