Guys are strange creatures.
No matter what they’re doing, they always seem to find a reason to touch their… erm, package.
So what are they doing down there? We found out…
#1: Stretch it out
You know, just to see how far it goes…
#2: Try to jam it into EVERYTHING
Not in a sexual way, but things like water bottles, toilet rolls etc.
#3: Treat it like a joystick
You know, like on a Nintendo 64. Round and round and round!
#4: See if you can move it with no hands
They’ve all tried it at least once. It’s the equivalent to trying to wiggle your ears.
#5: Bend it as far as possible
When it’s flacid it can do pretty much anything.
#6: Turn it into a hot dog
You know how that works. Come on…
#7: Flick it
When its erect, guys like to pull it back to their stomach and let it spring forward. Doinggg!
#8: Use it as a hot water bottle
So THAT’S why their hands are ALWAYS down there!
#9: Look into the tip
You know, to see if there’s anything in there.
#10: Make a Mangina
It’s fun to be a girl! Even if it’s a fake one…
#11: Measure it!
This is probably the most popular of the lot. You know, just to see if it’s grown overnight.
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