During the, erm… ‘act’, we’re supposed to be thinking about how sexy this whole scenario is, and making our way steadily with the help of our partner to O-town.
At least, that’s what the movies teach us.
The reality is, there are a whole list of things that occupy our minds that aren’t in the least bit sexy, and needless to say, they can be a hurdle in the bid to reach our destination.
Check out 10 sex things that everyone worries about:
#1: Over-sweating – there’s a distinct difference between a sexy gleam and beads of sweat on your forehead, legs and even ‘down there’.
#2: What your ‘O’ face looks like – it’s definitely not as hot as Mila Kunis in Friends With Benefits.
#3: The threat of the accidental fart – we’ve all been there and we’ve ALL pretended it never happened and resorted back to trying to look sexy with our leg in the air.
#4: Cramping up at the wrong moment – especially if you’re into any acrobatic maneouvers.
#5: If you’re taking too long to reach your destination – and the realisation of this just prolongs it even more.
#6: If THEY’RE taking too long – at which time your body becomes incredibly tired and less interested in getting your partner there.
#7: What your butthole looks like – we all wonder.
#8: If your body hair looks weird – is it too ‘full’, does he like it completely bald? Or am I reminding him of a newborn with no hair? Eww!
#9: Heavy breathing – there’s sexy huffs and then there’s wheezing smoker breathing.
#10: If your partner notices you just zoned out – only for a minute though. The sex is SO good, really!
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