These deconstructed meals are getting out of hand.

A woman has posted a photo after she ordered brunch at a Melbourne cafe, only to discover she was not only expected to make the meal herself, but also pay a whopping EIGHTEEN DOLLARS for the privilege!

Jess McGuire posted a picture that soon garnered a heap of comments with people staggered at the avocado toast with feta meal that was presented to her at The Kettle Black café in south Melbourne.

The photo shows she was served up two plain slices of bread, a block of feta cheese, a slice of lime and an avocado still in its SKIN!

In the Instagram post Ms McGuire said:


‘I’m not sure you guys will ever fully understand the level of annoyance I felt being handed this alleged ‘avocado toast with feta’ breakfast that cost $18 today – there goes the dream of a mortgage.’

Ms McGuire asked ‘what next, being handed an avocado seed and told to farm the land and grow my own crop over several years before returning to the cafe to finally enjoy my breakfast?’

A staff member at The Kettle Black café told Daily Mail Australia: ‘The conversation about our smashed avocado is long gone and it’s really popular with our customers.’ 

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