Sorry it’s opening up in LA and only for a month, so hopefully literally everyone reading this has tickets booked to the west coast in 4 weeks?

Still just for curiosity’s sake, here’s what’s going to go down. 

The eatery is so FETCH, as in it’s literally called Fetch. 

They finally made Fetch happen.

It’ll be open from April 18th through to May 31st and you have to book tickets that’ll cost you $45 USD! 

Which sounds steep but what that gets you is a 90 minute experience with a three-course meal. 

The food is the real star! According to Hollywood Report there will be dish names such as;

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‘Just Stab Caesar Salad’

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‘Gretchen’s Weiner Dog’

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‘ Why Are You White Chocolate Sunday’

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And oh my god there are alcoholic drinks that are legendary too.

‘ Too Gay to Function Fishbowl’

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‘Spiked Glen Coco’

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The entire eatery is meant to be a photo opportunity, just like the entire film is so quote-worthy.

So we can only imagine how aesthetic the place will be!

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If you’re lucky enough to get to go, expect an entry about you in my burn book!!