People will sell anything and everything online these days, and Ebay’s latest offering takes the cake.

A New Zealand woman is auctioning off the opportunity for one lucky bidder to choose a design to have tattooed on her buttocks.

According to the 20-year-old’s advert, her pastimes include mooning people in public… classy. At least potential bidders know they’re design’s bound to be seen. 

The advert states one successful bidder can choice any design 9cm by 9cm on either her right or left buttock. Decisions, decisions… 

The Wellington local says the motivation behind the advert is to help pay off her debts. However, she’s kindly offered to donate 10 per cent of the proceeds to the highest bidder’s choice of charity. 

“I’m a pretty wild girl so most people who know me wouldn’t be surprised that I’m offering the winner of this auction to have anything tattooed on my butt,” she wrote on Trade Me. 


“Obviously, tattoos are forever so who could say no to a life time of advertisement,” she continued. 

When you’ve been single for so long you don’t know if life is just making you wait for the right person, or you just ugly 😂

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The reserve is yet to be met, but currently stands at $2,460. If you’d like to bid you have until December 12th, so get in quick!  

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