Well if you thought that Natasha’s 10 second joke about her onscreen hubby Mikey was bad last night on Married At First Sight, just wait until you hear what he had to say about their sexual encounter this morning.
In case you missed it, Natasha and Mikey admitted to finally sleeping together during the dinner party episode of MAFS last night, joking together that it didn’t last too long.
Then later on in the night, Natasha repeated the joke to resident snitch Michael and even told him the detail that Mikey got a cramp in the middle of the deed.
Michael then went on to tell Mikey that his wife had been basically ridiculing him for striking out too quickly which left Mikey fuming and he wound up leaving the Dinner Party early and without his wife Natasha.
But if you thought that was bad, just listen to what Mikey said to Kyle and Jackie O this morning. He sure came out swinging with his revenge!
Basically Mikey said that he and Natasha slept together twice and that the first time around he only lasted for about 10 seconds because there was such a big build up to do the deed.
But the second time? Mikey claimed that he wasn’t actually attracted to Natasha and so he FAKED a cramp in order to get out of having sex with her!
“I’m not going to lie, I wasn’t that attracted to Natasha,” Mikey revealed. “They didn’t show that we really struggled to get on, there was a lot of fighting.”
“We boned more than once. There was once when I pulled the cramp. Personally if my mind’s not in it, I just can’t get it done and I’m just like, ‘I want to get out of this situation’.”
This is when Jackie interrupted.
“Wait, wait, wait, so you faked the cramp?” Jackie asked a little shocked.
“Yeah of course!” Mikey laughed. “Pulling a cramp, come on every guy can stretch that out and keep it going… It didn’t exist.
“That was one of them and the other time it was a build up, I think it was after the first dinner party, and it was just wham bam thank you m’am. No joke it was literally 10 seconds.”
“You don’t want to tell someone you’re not feeling it so I’m going to stop mid root” he continued. “So that’s what happened with that one.”
Sheesh! Don’t go making fun of how long a guy lasts or he’ll come back at you tenfold!
Mikey softened a little though, explaining that Natasha is a beautiful girl but just not his type.
“It wasn’t that I was completely off her, its just that she’s not someone I’d ever go for,” Mikey told us.
“Honestly, have a look at her, she’s beautiful but at the end of the day, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I didn’t necessarily feel the chemistry with her.”
Well if we had to bet, we’d say that Mikey and Natasha’s relationship doesn’t last the distance… Just an inkling.