Every Decemeber, as we women (and men) hoe into Christmas nibblies and wash it down with a drink or 10, somewhere on the other side of the world (London) there are 27 models, preparing to walk down the most watched catwalk of the year, wearing next-to-nothing.
And their bodies are…
So, as we are bombarded by images and videos of the girls, their costumes and their perfect strut, we present to you:
THE TEN STAGES YOU GO THROUGH WATCHING A VICTORIA’S SECRET SHOW
1. Encouragement. You go girls, you strut your stuff.
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2. Defeat. Where are the GODDAMN COOKIES?!
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3. Inspiration. Let’s join the #FitFam and get super fit… Green juices, green tea, kale… I can totes do this
Did you finish the October 30-Day Green Smoothie Challenge? Let us know just like @yenlitand did—she posted this photo and said… “Finished the 30day green smoothie challenge by @simplegreensmoothies and still to make some more for warm days like today. Green smoothies are so much fun, easy, delicious and healthy! The rule of thumb is just 2 cups of greens, 2 cups of liquid (water, coconut water), and 3 cups of fruits and blend and there you go!” simplegreensmoothies.com/cleanse #RawkstarFuel #SimpleGreenSmoothies #GreenSmoothie #Healthy #EatingClean #Vegan #Raw #MasonJar #Foodie
4. Desire. I wonder if my boyfriend would like me in those undies?
5. Motivation. Right. Diet starts tomorrow.
Or the next day actually. Wait, maybe after the weekend, because it’s my best friend’s colleagues birthday and it would be totes rude if I didn’t drink.
Then the Christmas party is this Friday night so it’s all just a bit hard.
Actually, should just start it after Christmas and New Years.
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6. Jealousy. I could do that. Pfft.
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7. Fascination: What’s the difference between Taylor Swift and a Victoria’s Secret model? Um nothing.
8. Curiosity: Google: How much do Victoria’s Secret Angels earn… HOLY CRAP ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Why did Miranda quit?!
9. Uprising: Feminism. Is there not something a little … Degrading about a these women on show for the world, oogling men, etc. Then again… They earn a buttload of money = woman power.
10. Forget: Until next year.
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