Congratulations are in order for Roberto Cabrera, who not only owns the world’s largest penis but now has something to do with it.

After refusing specialised surgery to reduce his 48cm penis, 54-year-old Cabrero revealed his plans to move to America in search of fortune, fame and a real relationship.

“I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women,” he explained earlier this week. “One of them will be the right size for me.”

And we’re never watching Cinderella again.

“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there,” Cabrera continued. “And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal. 

“They don’t care what I have in my pants.”


Now Cabrera has been offered a surprising new role – surprising because even he has admitted that it’s not possible to actually have sex with his elongated member – by the man behind YouPorn.

“We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our,” the man told The Lad Bible.

“We would make the scene quite comical, and he would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.

“He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure.”

And then old mate said what we were all thinking: “Whether they would get off on it is another matter.”

We await Cabrera’s reply with bated breath.

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