There’s truly nothing worse than waking up after a big night and remembering some of the things you said!
Here’s a list of 10 topics that the drunk you has probably brought up before…
1. The Taxi Driver Chat
“What time do you finish work?”
2. Queue Chat
“OMG how cold is it”
“Come straight to the bathroom with me when we get in?”
3. Talking to that sober person
There is nothing more sobering than talking to a sober person. No matter how hard you try, you can’t stop the swaying or the slurring.
4. The smoking area chat
While you’re by yourself, you desperately try to find common ground with someone else.
But most of the time, with any stranger, it’s just. so. awkward.
5. Spreading the Love
“You’re not just a friend to me. You’re genuinely a sister. And I’ve got actual sisters.
“You’re more of a sister to me than my brother is”
“I’m so proud of you”
“I actually love you”
6. Bathroom Chat
“Omg hold the door for me it won’t close”
“How gross are these bathroom”
“Let’s take some photos”
“Wait while I post this instagram?”
“Reception in here sucks!!”
7. The cryer
“He has seriously broken my heart. He is the worst person in the world. I hate him!”
“I know babe, but you can do so much better”
“You don’t understand! I love him!”
8. The DNM
When someone you barely know tells you their life story and you lose two hours and have sobered up by the time it is over.
“I’m sorry, I’m ruining your night. Am I super annoying?”
“No seriously you can talk to me”
“Okay, so basically…”
9. The Food Order
“Can I please get a burger without pickles and large fries on the side?”
“Sorry we closed 2 hours ago”
Thank god for drive throughs and window service by people you’ll hopefully never see again.
10. The dancefloor chat