“The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Because she’s dead.” Oh boy, did she get that right!
Taylor Swift got bleeped in the first few minutes of the 2018 american music awards for swearing!
In her first award show performance in three years, the singer was muted for saying “sh*t” while performing ‘I Did Something Bad’ at this year’s AMA’s.
“If a man talks sh*t then I owe him nothing,” she proclaimed, while simultaneously managing to break the Internet.
— Nora Dominick (@noradominick) October 10, 2018
— Rachel Konieczny (@rachelkonieczny) October 10, 2018
If you listen closely in 5 min. you will hear swifties in homes everywhere in unison scream “IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHIN!!” & in that moment, there will be peace. @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 #AMAs #TaylorsSwiftAMAs
— KRIS//“HEY BUDDY! KRISTEN!!”🐍 (@swiftie13201) October 9, 2018
Wait, did you hear that? It’s us screaming.
If you thought that was the only highlight of the performance, then think again. It was her snake (appropriately named ‘Karyn’) who stole the show.
The giant cobra that accompanies Swift on her Reputation tour made an appearance onstage, and the Internet agreed that the reptile won the night. In our opinion, it was the best awards show use of a snake since Britney Spears’ infamous 2001 performance.
Does this prove that the old Taylor is well and truly… dead? It appears so.