Have you ever had a sneaky spank of the monkey while at work? We’re not talking at your desk like an exhibitionist, because that kind of behaviour will no doubt get you fired!
Wherever you’re preferred place of ‘me time’ is in the workplace (bathroom around the corner, third stall?), we’ve got some good news for you… your guilty little secret may be of benefit to your boss.
It might sound like a weird statement but some British psychologists believe there should be masturbation breaks in the workplace, just like a tea break or a cigarette break.
Mark Sergeant, a psychologist at Nottingham Trent University, thinks it’s a brilliant idea, according to Metro. He thinks that it could contribute to increased productivity and would be a “great way to relieve tension and stress.” Totally!
Psychologist Dr. Cliff Arnall agrees, and wants workplaces to make it official, “I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling,” he said. “Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”
We can’t ignore the the wisdom of trained psychologists, can we?!