Not even a full week through 2019, people are indulging each others failures on Twitter and it’s glorious.

New Year Resolutions aren’t for the weak and making them when the calendar flips over just seems like you’re losing before you even get there.

These are the greatest failures of 2019, so far.

We begin with Miss Cindy Lauper. Unclear of the resolution but doesn’t really matter at this point.

Ah, married life

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Not only resolutions but COMMANDMENTS. SINFUL.

Those uber surcharges on NYE were total bull.

You can’t deny yourself of tacos.. this was doomed from the start

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Not exactly optimistic but ya know, it’s realistic.

A round of applause for these legends.

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