A nightclub in the UK sassed the heck out of a rather desperate patron after he was forced to message them, pleading with them to take down a somewhat incriminating photo.

The unnamed man dropped Level Nightclub a private message the morning after a particularly full-on night, writing: “Hi, I’m gonna be honest, got a bit messy last nite and you’ve took this photo of me wit my ex bird [sic].

“If ma current bird sees it she’ll physically hospitalise me please please please can ya delete it asap [sic].


But whatever genius is in charge of the club’s Facebook wasn’t letting old mate down too easily.

“Drop off 10 grand cash and a pack of Haribo Tangfastics at the club before 6pm otherwise I’m making it the profile pic for the club’s page,” they replied.


To be fair, a packet of lollies wouldn’t go too far amiss.

Eventually the picture was removed – much to the presumably sweaty guilty party’s relief – and it appears no girlfriends were left any the wiser.

Snaps to Level Nightclub. You’re the real MVP.

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