Okay, so before we get into things, let’s start from the beginning…
Beyonce and Jay-Z took their family to Cannes, France for a little vacation, and it appeared that a good time was had by all… as far as we know. What a cute family, we all thought. There’s nothing else to report on, right?
It was a photo of Jay on a jet ski enjoying himself (… and his money) that had the Internet in literal tears.
Why is this picture of Jay Z hella funny to me 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7HKjKbdrqJ
— Stimulator Jones (@_B4BYDOLL) July 3, 2018
The Twitterverse could seriously not handle it, and ran with the gag, making it the ultimate July 4 meme.
That picture of Jay-Z on the jetski is SENDING ME 😂
— pay me in equity. (@_heyyymscarter) July 4, 2018
We have a new one to the Jay-Z awkward sports collection. pic.twitter.com/OEqjBYOSEB
— Bulletproof Black Man (@kidnoble) July 3, 2018
— Jason Passehl (J.P.) (@JPsportsguy) July 4, 2018
jay-z on a jetski be looking like dr nefario lmao pic.twitter.com/weXhN9aGmY
— sinjin 🐈 (@lrmsix) July 3, 2018
Jay Z is the funniest unintentionally funny person on the planet 🤣 pic.twitter.com/rrhmkHhapl
— yeji ✨ (@edgyyeji) July 3, 2018
I would like to have Jay Z as our official mascot for the next Summer Olympics pic.twitter.com/y1Et0oW4rr
— Furious Styles (@Chris_Worthy_) July 4, 2018
🤣🤣🤣 Jay Z was in James Bond pic.twitter.com/RrbgR6YI0o
— PUNKIN 🎃 (@Pap3rP) July 4, 2018
bey: come home babe 🙂
jayz: i can’t I’m jet skiing :/
bey: blue is asleep 😉
— lizzie (@Lizzie8133) July 4, 2018
Happy 4th of July, USA!