One thing about Christmas in Australia, it’s always too damn hot to wear one of those ski lodge-style Christmas jumpers.

Sure, there are flashing dangly earrings and T-shirts that your auntie Carol busts out every year, but they don’t really evoke the same awful-but-amazing irony that these ugly sweaters emit.

Heavy metal rock gods Iron Maiden clearly understand this. So much so, they really should be renamed ‘Irony Maiden’.

They now have their own Christmas sweater.

It’s 100 per cent acrylic and 100 per cent metal.

You can even get a scarf to complete the look.


Middle of Beyond