Always wanted to be able to explain your talents in the bedroom in one easy sentence?

It’s easy – all you need is a book with more than 69 pages.


Now flick to the 69th page and read the very first sentence at the top of that page.

Odds are it will sound very sexual, or very unrelated and weird – which makes for one kinky so and so.

Read between the lines and have some fun with it!


Mine was, “No shopkeeper, no sales assistant, except for a woman who stood at the head of the machines and ran to the rescue if your items wouldn’t scan.”

Kinky, eh?

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