There are certain milestones in a couple’s relationship: First date, first kiss, first time you get violently ill around them.
Unfortunately for Amy Schumer, a nasty bout of food poisoning hit right in the middle of a romantic trip to Paris with her boyfriend Ben Hanisch.
According to the 35-year-old comedian, she was trapped in a tiny hotel room with her beau of only a year – and only one bathroom.
“I knew it was over,” she told Ellen DeGeneres. “I was in there yelling, ‘It was so great dating you. I wish you the best luck. You’re going to meet the greatest girl’.
“But I knew, I knew it was over.
“[It was] all ends,” she added. “I was like the fountain on Friends.”
However, despite learning the hard way that you should not “ever throw up in a wicker basket”, Amy happily confirmed that her relationship survived the horror.