1. You have pressed snooze on your alarm more than three times this morning.
2. You haven’t had motivation to exercise for the past four months.

3. The only sunsets you have seen recently are the ones in movies.
4. Your foundation is way too dark for your pale skin.

5. All of your friends are in a relationship except you because you haven’t had any time to meet someone.

6. Your bikini draw is DUSTY.
7. You haven’t posted anything on your Instagram in 6 months because nothing exciting has happened in your life.

8. You drink 4+ cups of coffee a day. Because you need to.

9. You haven’t gotten a pedicure in months because what’s the point when you’re wearing stupid boots everyday.
10. You get highlights and wear fake tan to pretend you see sunlight and am not a vampire.  

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