Smelling Your Partner’s Farts Will Help You Live Longer
A research team at the university of Exeter have discovered it’s good for you to inhale your partner’s farts.
Apparently the gases in them can combat life-threatening illnesses such as heart attacks, strokes and even CANCER.
Researchers have also found it can even prevent arthritis and dementia in old age.
It’s all due to the ‘hydrogen sulfide’ which humans naturally produce in small amounts.
The official advice?
Take a BIIIIIG whiff.
If you can stand it...