You Thought Fifty Shades Was Erotic? Read These...
If you thought Fifty Shades of Grey tantalized your inner naughty side, think again.
The movies are filled with classic Christian Grey lines such as:
"If you were mine, you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week."
"My balls sure could have the sherbet licked clean off."
"I don't make love. I f#ck. Hard."
...but the truth is they've got nothing on Literotica, a delicious literary porn site we've uncovered.
The site describes itself as "your free source for the hottest in erotic fiction and fantasy. Literotica features 100% original sex stories from a variety of authors."
It also makes it very clear that you have to be over 18 to read its content, but we've found some juicy tidbits for you to get a taste.
This excerpt is from a story called 'Dentist's Touch' by wildtime2000:
"His cock throbbing against the restriction of his pants, Mike whistled softly as he stepped out of his office and began looking for his wife. 'Naked... clothed... underwear... fingering herself in an exam room, maybe?' he wondered, curious as to what she had in store for him."
That's not enough? How about this one from 'At The Grocery Store' by Magna12:
"I couldn't believe my eyes as both women stood up and peeled off their suits. Mrs. Hancock's breasts were real and large with spectacular pink nipples. Her pussy had been waxed, and tiny eager inner lips were protruding ever so slightly between her legs. Mrs. Fontaine was slim with small breasts with dark brown nipples. She was not waxed or shaved and had a full bush of raven black curls."
Told you Fifty Shades had nothing. Happy reading.