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Dad Writes Hilarious 'Tooth Fairy' Letter To His Daughter

As any parent will tell you, keeping the magical elements of childood alive for as long as possible can be hard work.

Coordinating events such as Christmas and Easter can take a lot of time and imagination to make these events both special and memorable.

The same goes for the tooth fairy.

When children loose their teeth, not only do they expect some money to magically appear under their pillow while they're asleep, they also love a note from the tooth fairy herself.

One dad decided to pen a letter for his daughter that has gone viral after the two pages hilariously detailed how much hassle it had been to collect her tooth as she had been on holiday!

Have a read and a chuckle...

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Dear Scarlett,

You couldn’t wait until I was back from my holidays? There I was, sitting on a beach in Bermuda sipping a very alcoholic (but not too sugary) drink, when I get a text from one of my gumshoes telling me one of your pearly whites has escaped!! Bleeding marvelous! (See what I did there?)

So then I’m on a boat, then a taxis, then a plane, followed by another taxi, a train, a replacement bus service, an uber, a unicycle and a tractor (don’t ask) — all to give you a measly two quid!

Normally I make good money on teeth (unless I get done for incisor trading!), but this time I am seriously out of pocket.

Plus, I missed the beach barbecue and there was a cute leprechaun I had my eye on!

Ah well.

So, here you go! Here’s your cash. Spend it wisely!! No sweets or sugary drinks. I’m heading back to Bermuda and I have to be quick as my tractor leaves in five minutes.

If your other tooth comes out over half term do me a favor and glue it back for a bit!

Let me have the rest of my holiday! This is a stressful job — some days it’s like pulling teeth! — And I need a break.

All the best, blah blah

TF 

The Chive

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