Aussie Firies Are Naked & Cuddling PUPPIES For 2017 Calendar
We don't know what we did to deserve this, but Australian Fire and Rescue have somehow managed to take their annual near-nekkid calendar to a level previously unheard of.
They've got the usual sweaty abs and walking purposely through jets of gushing water and looking hotter than the actual fire they're standing beside, but this year there's added PUPPY.
We're struggling to find the words. It's utter perfection. Some of these dogs are tinier than the fireman's hand holding them.
This is Dave and Chester. They're best friends. We like Dave and Chester.
We can only assume that the fluffy pupper on the end has spotted yet another hot firie just out of shot.
Rob seems to have lost his animal but we kind of don't mind?
Both Simon and Bouncer have eyes like rockpools.
Funny, Frosty is doing exactly what we want to be doing to Cale.
And just when you thought your tiny little heart/ loins couldn't take it anymore, we've discovered an entire Insta account dedicated to behind-the-scenes shots of the boys and their puppies.
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We're assuming that you're already hitting the checkout here, but just in case you need ANY more convincing (seriously, take a sec and scroll back up to Cale, Storm and Frosty) there's the fact that the whole thing is for a very worthy cause; this year's proceeds are going straight to the Children's Hospital Foundation and the Westmead Children's Hospital Burns Unit.
Plus, since they're only $20, you can buy two - one for your desk, and one to stick on your ceiling so it's the first thing you see when you open your eyes in the morning.