Nigella Lawson’s Avocado Toast Recipe Has Outraged Everyone
Hey everyone, Nigella is baaaack!
But back to her former culinary glory? That much is yet to be determined.
The new series, called Simply Nigella, is probably a fitting name, given the content.
You see, Twitter is in meltdown after Nigella’s first episode featured her sharing one of her favourite ‘recipes’; avocado on toast.
"I'm fully aware that avocado toast isn't a recipe," said Lawson, "but it's part of the fabric of my life. "I'm ready to eat it no matter what the time of day."
Sure, she added some radishes and herbs to the mix, but people are outraged that they wasted time watching a show that instructed them on how to spread avocado on toast…
Avocado toast?? Like it's a new thing? Get with it Nigella #NigellaLawson— Lady Stow (@lady_stow) November 2, 2015
Nigella's making avocado on toast. Groundbreaking.— Ronnie Joice (@ronniejoice) November 2, 2015
New Nigella Lawson cookery show feels beyond parody. So far she’s mashed up an avocado and looked at some holiday photos. #nigella— Dave Harte (@daveharte) November 2, 2015
Nigella returns to TV tonight with a recipe for... avocado on toast. Next week: a cup of tea— Alice Jones (@alicevjones) November 2, 2015
I am actually in shock that Nigella is doing a recipe for avocado toast - this isn't what I pay my license fee for!!!— Cathryn Summerhayes (@Taffyagent) November 2, 2015
The fact that she tried to make it sound complex annoyed people too..
"My latest development in avocado toast experimentation..." Oh #Nigella, what different worlds we live in.— Dean Williams (@DeanWilliams89) November 2, 2015
Nigella is gr8 but I wish she'd stop using verbs and adjectives THAT MAKE NO SENSE in reference to food. You cannot drape an avocado.— Sophie (@sophie_etc_) November 2, 2015